theworld:

once:

some:

body

told me

is macaroni 

(via r3cklessmermaids)

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

(via r3cklessmermaids)

i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live

(Source: attractinq, via epic-humor)

herrschtick:

the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it

(via eye-browse)