May 2013
slapmytitties:
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
revivingpeeta:
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
April 2013
attentio-n:
wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies
dcgrl998:
captainsbooty:
captainsbooty:
captainsbooty:
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
I don’t want to know the ending.
the-tardis-gets-wifi:
cisbloodscum:
it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
leeeeverett:
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
epic-humor:
bulletben:
you know
a lot of white kids like to say that the japanese do weird shit
but right now japanese kids have this pretty cool trend where they fake dragonball fights
while white kids have this trend where they
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fallingdowns:
why the hell do guys expect so much from us like they want us to have a flat stomach, big ass, big boobs, pretty face, and a perfect personality while some of these guys look like fucking apes bye
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
blasianxbri:
everythingforsomehope:
n0dlove:
willinoise:
^lil playa~~
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD
I cant breathe
LMFAO. I would marry this wonderful individual.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
*laptop shuts suddenly down*: well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money
unwinding-troubles:
thatpunnyguy:
finefools:
justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
Looks like this happened… just in time
you really live up to your url don’t you
stevensmizel:
i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth
every teacher: she has the ability but she's lazy
kanyewesticle:
what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season
just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets
baiting:
as rosa parks once said… “no.”
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Person says: hi
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
